yup. its mindboggling.

i bought my fishtank home last week, and apparently, and STRANGELY enough it excited members of my family.

THEN my guppies started to break my heart again as one of them got this fin disease and it affected a few more of my guppies. Its so heartbreaking to hear one guppy die today and another tomorrow.

I have tried everything i could, managed to save the majority but it hurts you know when my fishies die.

I spent the whole of last night in front of my tank and walked away when i decided i have done all i could for the night.

So this evening, i called up my brother to ask the situation. I was honestly dreading the news. I never expected to hear what my brother said on the phone though.

Mastan: Bubu! I dont know what happened and I didnt do anything but THERE ARE VERY MANY SMALL TINY BABY FISHES in the tank?

Me: Ah?? small baby fishes? u sure or not??!

At this point of time Adrian turned to me when he heard that, and he wore a huge question mark on his face. I guessed at that time the expression on my faced very much mirrored him.

Mastan: yeah bubu. im DEAD SURE.

Me: But. But.. I BOUGHT ONLY GUY GUPPIES!!!

Mastan: I dunno i dunno!

So i put down the phone on the brother, and i called up my sister.

Me: Oi! are there baby fishes in my tank?

Kinah: YEAH LA.. YOUR GUPPIES screwing each other man. disgusting.

Me: But thats insane U KNOW my guppies are all dudes!

Kinah: Well then, that means either some of your guppies are gay, or one of your fishes screwed my cat.

Me: what the hell.

thats my crazy siblings for u.

I went home and apparently THERE ARE 20 BABY GUPPIES in my tank swimming happily. Im perplexed.
I spent the next one hour fishing out the babies and separating them into another tank so they wouldnt be guppy food for the older ones.

My first set of babies. damn.

quote from faz upon hearing my sister’s loud exclamation about her cat screwing my guppy.

Faz: HOLY COWS. 20 CATFISH. Happy MOTHERS DAy, bubu

i tell u im surrounded by morons.